Attack Slug - Achievement Unlocked

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schoolin all you dipshits
drop another game joint
i get my motherfuckin points
i'm switchin up my main aim
you bitches play the same games
collectathon i (ching) coins
i get my motherfuckin points

aimin for 1k, in every game that i play
200 if i'm hungrier for XBLA
check my true skill, it's a just few mill
match maker makin matches just more kills
just more thrills, up in the pro zone
top 10 leaderboards, read it weep and go home
my drive is so chrome, my cash is so blown
gamerscore bigger than the hole in the ozone
i conqured King Kong, discarded Avatar
had my way with every game that you drive a car
including PGR, reputation 5 star
i beat Guitar Hero 3, and i aint need no guitar
Final Fantasy 11? well i give em hell
Oblivion, make my livin in Tamriel
i may start to smell, and never talk to girls
but i completed the achievements in Two Worlds

these achievements, what makes you believe
that they do anything but increase your e-penis
but i've seen this when your receiving
what you are seeking it just isnt e-bliss
20 thousand points, is just time wasted
is there light when you're facing the basement?
based on your game content, and the percent
complete only leads to personal defeat
you're playin MMO's and some EDF
2017 inbetween the grand theft
quite adept, but no you still have not slept
chuggin vault and bawls until there is none left
so stressed, just to get to one thousand
points to point out when you are browsin
your gamertag, no lag, take your bows and
celebrate sacrafices you're espousing

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