Attack Slug - Hey Jack

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Another lawsuit? I'm just an MC
Who is sick of your shit and the crimes that you commit
Against all gamers who are doing things legit
Against all people who practice common sense
So heed my words and all the lyrics I dispense
You need to chill out and take your Lipitor
Your headings are misleading and your warnings are ignored

You're just a crazy old man from Florida
Gonna have a coronary if you try any harder
It's a crying shame you think you're a martyr
Claim to be learning but not getting any smarter
Consider yourself, scourge of the industry
Only problem is no one's taking you seriously
Raising our voices up and screaming to shout
All your talking points are false, so what ya squawking about?
Do you really think you'll win in this crusade?
Ya already got bitch slapped by Penny Arcade
And looking at your failures in the last decades
It's obvious that you've become a tad dismayed
You like to brag about the Today Show?
Lindsey was on too, and I hear she snorts blow
Are the pixalante's making your nervous?
Surely what could you have done to deserve this?

Hey JT, what you gonna do to me?
Another lawsuit? I'm just an MC
Who is sick of your shit and the crimes that you commit
Against all gamers who are doing things legit
Against all people who practice common sense
So heed my words and all the lyrics I dispense
You need to chill out and take your Lipitor
Your headings are misleading and your warnings are ignored

Sorry you didn't like our flowers
Sorry that you fail when you try to pass laws
It's just that, Jack, you don't scare us
You'll succumb to old age before any progress
Incontinent man babbling to himself
While I got GTA sitting up on my shelf
NIMF even abandoned your ass
So at least they could show a little class
Unlike you, shout till your face turn's blue
About how "Video games raise killers - it's true!"
But it's false, ain't you never seen the crime rates?
Dropping since the 90's in all of the states
It's factual evidence that you love to ignore
'Cause common sense and evidence are what you deplore
And what's more? You'd like to make it all illegal?
And spin more lies, ya sanctimonious weasel?

Hey JT, what you gonna do to me?
Another lawsuit? I'm just an MC
Who is sick of your shit and the crimes that you commit
Against all gamers who are doing things legit
Against all people who practice common sense
So heed my words and all the lyrics I dispense
You need to chill out and take your Lipitor
Your headings are misleading and your warnings are ignored

I know the truth is making you fret
I'm surprised you haven't sued Wikipedia yet
For showing us that you're just that lame
Psycho's kill people, not video games
With you against us, you'll keep being dismissed
We out number you, so please remember this
All you can do about this track is hiss
There's one more thing I must not remiss
Don't forget, First Amendment bitch

Hey JT, what you gonna do to me?
Another lawsuit? I'm just an MC
Who is sick of your shit and the crimes that you commit
Against all gamers who are doing things legit
Against all people who practice common sense
So heed my words and all the lyrics I dispense
You need to chill out and take your Lipitor
Your headings are misleading and your warnings are ignored

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